Good Evening (apologies to John Hodgeman)

The Spooks were eavesdropping but Congress wasn't paying attention. Conyers questions Mukasey. Karl Rove says that his accuser in Alabama is a "lunatic". This from the man who, when touched on the arm by Sheryl Crow, said "Don't touch me!". Most men would appreciate being touched by Sheryl Crow, so who's the lunatic? Another tragic story out of Iraq, and another Gitmo that you probably didn't know about. Yoo thought torture was a bad idea? The Fed is a hotbed of socialist planning... no, really! Lastly... Elvis lives!

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