paraskavedekatriaphobia - fear of Friday the 13th.

I don't like horror movies. And I'm not superstitious. Really. If you
need me, I'll be under my desk. It may look like I'm cowering, sure...
but actually, I'll just be resting.

Can we expect Republicans to be stupid? Yes we can!
Was I right about bipartisanship being a waste of time? Yes we can!
Can we pay our bills on time and still be screwed? Yes we can!
Is William Shatner a great singer? Yes we can!
Are we fucked? Yes we can!